How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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