sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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