Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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