Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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