He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
