Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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