Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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