Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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