I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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