i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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