is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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