I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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