I just cut my nipple shaving
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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