k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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