i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
