plz talk dirty to me
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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