Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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