Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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