So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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