? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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