where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
