Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
it was like eating out sand paper
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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