was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
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