she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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