and you said cock pushups were impossible
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize
