i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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