My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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