Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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