Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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