You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
You can't special order awesome
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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