Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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