if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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