so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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