You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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