That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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