you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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