Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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