if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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