I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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