Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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