Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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