How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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