You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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