I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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