you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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