As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I hope mine doesn't look like that
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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