Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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