real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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