No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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