its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
